how do I do this much stuff????

If you've never read Hyperbole and a Half, you should really consider it. She writes hilarious stories from her daily experiences and childhood memories, and then illustrates them with--get this--MS paint. It is just great. Here is one of her illustrations that I found this morning, while I was putting off getting ready for school:

Story of my life! Except I'm not really cool enough to draw dinosaurs, but pretty much everything else matches exactly.

Now I'm going to stop putting off getting ready for school and actually get ready for school. 

UPDATE: I forgot to mention, her blog does contain some obscene language. I do not promote that in any way.