Stuff I Don't Understand

I don't understand  why "guess what?" is technically a question. To me, it is read as, "guess what!" which is clearly a command.

I don't understand why braces work. It seems like they would just screw up your teeth even more.

I don't understand why contact lenses almost always stay where they're supposed to. Why don't they get lost in your eye more often?

I don't understand how people make friends. Why do personalities "click"? Why do they not?

I don't understand black olives.

I also don't understand tomatoes.

Or mushrooms.

I don't understand why guys have longer eyelashes than girls.

I don't understand salvation. I mean, really, who can?

I don't understand hair. Why do some people have curly hair? Or straight hair? or brown or black or blonde?

I don't understand where ideas come from.

I don't understand music. Pretty sure it is magic.

I don't understand the concept of infinity.

I don't understand what is so great about alcohol. Seems kinda silly to me.

I don't understand why we paint our nails. Who was the first person that thought, "hey, I'm gonna get some sticky, colored paint and put it on these hard, flesh-colored things I have on my fingers! That will be cool!"?

I don't understand how the Internet works. O.o

I don't understand where dreams go.

I don't understand "talents".'

I guess I don't understand a lot of things (: